I lied. I'm not going to do a daily Duck's blog report. I'll just do "Blog Wars".

If there were bloggers in space, and they got mad at each other, there would be... *Star Wars Theme song plays* Blogger Wars
"Dark Duck you will not defeat me! I'm a Monkey, and I will never fall to the Duck Wing like my sis- you did before me."
"Well you are dumb, so I'll have to destroy you."
"Well I have Comcast At my side. Not like your stinky old AOL."
"The Monkeys have taught you well."
"You were once a Monkey your self, under the name of... Stinky."
"How dare you call me by my old name. Now I have a new name... Dark Duck!"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! The monster legend Elmo!!!!"
"I will not fall for your weak minded tricks. I know Elmo isn't he- AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
"Elmo like to bite!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

My sister threatend to hack into my blog and earase it. I kinda got freaked out. But I kept my cool and convinced them what my password wasn't was. It was all in my little plan to keep them from hacking in to my blog. My lips are sealed and I won't tell you my password.
Just as my computer was connecting I thought, I should have a random story 'cause I only have to kinds of posts I've been doing: post about my life and the daily Duck's blog report. So now after I do the daily Duck's blog report I will do my story. I'll call the story "Blog Wars".

Crazy Monkey

Explosion! Explosion! Explosion! Duck will have an explosion on A Soap Opera For the Exetreamly Bored. I requested Yoda meditating, but she didn't do it... for now. I'll just keep pleading. When I went to the Portland Zoo, I went in this 3-D simulater It was this dino thing it was awesome but some things were scary like there's this stegosaures that thinks your a threat and it turns around and tries to get you with its tail (in 3-D it's pretty scary). Then there's this one part there's a swarm of bugs that flies around you and your companions say, "Don't let them touch you!" It looks like there looking right at you, so I had to turn away. Then the there was a T-Rex chasing you. Last but not least there was a ptyredactle right in your face it just point it's beeck at you and screeches. Even though it wasn't really realistic, it was scary 'cause it was in 3-D.

I just came back from vacation yesterday. We went to Portland, Oregon. We took a like a 2 1/2 to 3 hour ride to Portland. We went to a parking garage a block away from Powels Book Store. We went to lunch lunch at Fong Chong Teahouse. After that we went to Powels Book store. It's like Barns and Noble in Silverdale, exept it has about 5 floors! The books I got were Gregor and the Curse of the Warmbloods (the 3rd book of the Gregor the Orverlander series by Susane Collins), and Capitan Underpants and the Preposterous Plight of the Purple Potty People (by Dave Pilkey). The joyful kid who had $30, now has $25. But I still have enough for video game(s). I could get about 5 PS1 games. Or one (or two) $15 to $30 X-box games (my mom might pay $5, she's done that). Or two GBA games. Or one (or two) Gamecube games. Man! There are so many combos. It feels like I'm in heaven to have 30 bucks (since I only get $5 a month).

I just changed the name of my blog to Kintting for the Two Dementional. My brother just came home. All I heard was BANG BOOM BOOM BANG!!!!!!!! Life has been going preatty good. We're going to Portland, Oregon for the summer and do stuff. I like to do stuff. I like to put pictures on my blog because it looks better. This is a picture of the Opera House in Ausie. See doesn't my blog look awesomer. Oh! Yesterday I put an awesome comment on my sister's blog. She had something about her favorite phraise. I said, "Mabey it should be yabadabadoo 'cause your jokes are totally prehistoric." My brother made up this thing was something like "You need to use joke deoderent 'cause your jokes stink!" So I said to my sister, "You should use Monkey Doederent, it doesn't make jokes funny, it just helps that monkey smell."

Man I just put like three comments on Duck's blog. When I was doing my third comment I said, "Man! I should've summerized it in one comment." The first one was about her post and stuff, second one was an answer to my last comment, and the third one was a simple "I hate you." sort of thing.
My brother got a cell-phone. Last night we were making 16 second movies, sound recordings of us rapping, and playing a game called Canal Control. The movies we did got deleated, I sounded weird on the sound recordings (my brother sounded asleep), but the game we played was awesome.

This is my 17th post and everything is going smoothly. Since I caan't go into sealth anymore I'll just have to put more comments on her posts. Some are harsh (nothing is to harsh when she knows she can pull out my hair), and some will nice and full of complaments (actually I know she's going to say something 'bout me, so there all harsh). Boy this hat is itchy. AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'm itchy every where! Wait it's just me. Here's a picture I made out of bordom. Sometimes, bodom can really get you. The random one-eyed freak says, "I don't speek French, but I'm god at pool." (that's a pool table in his thought bubble if you didn't get that)

My sister made a very rude comment to me and my Canadian cartoons. So what I will say to you is don't look at her blogs. I need the publisity. I need POWEEeeerrrr... sorry I got a little carried away. It's that my sister's crazy. She'll pull out your in a single grab. (actually I'm just exagerating. She usually pull my hair when I provoke her.) It may seem I'm the crazy one, but I really am. But to end this post I will sing a song. (It's the Mr. Meaty theam song. You can it on Nick and CBC.)

All God's creatures, fresh off the grill. So come on down to Mr. Meat where friends meet to eat. MEAT.

I'm still going to look on my sisters new blog, but it won't be in stealth. I didn't want her to look at my blog beacause of that last post I did. When she saw that post she looked at me and said, "I guess it won't be stealthly anymore." Well no duh! But I'll still be reporting back here once I see her new blog. This is Crazy Monkey, signing out.

My sitser has made a new blog called Soap Operas for the Extreamly Board. I'll will be checking on this blog in stealth making no comments at all. This will be extreamly hard for me realising my resent obssetion of making comments on my sisters blog. Oh No! She's down here waiting to look at my blog! The pressure's on. Think fast. I know I can end this post now. The pictures I down loaded just for the heck of it.

This is the post when I say dumb random phraises.

My armpits are itchy.
I gotta go pee really bad!
That's why I wear a kilt.
Silly the McDolnalds guy wears big shoes.
I love King Kong, I love King Kong. Yyyyyyyyyaaaaaahhhhhhhh POOP!!!!
Oh monkeys I did it again.
I don't feel good. Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah!
I hiked a couple thousand miles. Oh yah! I'm buff.

And that's the end of our DUMB and RANDOM phraises.

That's Just Pernfect!!!!!!!!!!!

I got the title from this Canadian show called the Morgan Waters Show. It's an awesome show. I'll sing a song that is on a comershial. (i don't really care that I spelled it wrong)

Ball... owl... relish... Morgan. *Morgan covered in relish, petting a wooden owl, and getting hit by a ball* Lights... eye-patch... jelly-beans... Morgan. *Morgan tied in lights, wearing an eye-patch, and getting bombarded w/ jelly-beans* Chicken... Morgan. *Morgan eating chicken wings* Chicken... Morgan. *Morgan in chicken suit, holding drumsticks (chicken), and getting hit by a chicken* Morgan. *goth Morgan* Morgan. *nerd Morgan* Morgan. *keybord* "BOSS!!! BOSS!!! Hu hu. Crazy." *Boss Boss playing keybord, while chicken bobs up and down on string*

Uh oh! I've got to go. TO LATE!! Back you evil monters back!!! NNNNNNNNOOOOO YOU CAN'T TAKE ME!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'mmmmmmmmm Thinking of Donkey Kong
I'm thinking about Donkey Kong. Mabey it's because Jason was playing Donkey Kong in yesterdays fox Trot.
I have a game called Dynasty Warriors 3 that's in ancient China. Each character has four weapons. As you progress through the game you get weapon upgrades and more characters. My favorite character is Xiahou Dun. His third weapon is called the Kirin Sword!

America's Got Talent
I can't belive Bionca WHAT'S HER FACE won America's Got Talent. There's only one thing that's came out of this *evil grin*. It totaly going to mess up her life, and I don't care! He he he! We (my mom and Duck (my sister)) went to this free movie: The wild. You can find info on Duck's blog, How to dismantle a geek squad computer. It has some awsome characters like Nigel 'I know your cudly but can you float. *evil grin*', the pidgion 'They take the boxes to stiff lady with pointy hat!', and Lenny the snake 'HEY EVERYONE WE'RE GOING TO THE SECRET PLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!'. So the Movie would be very boring without them.