Knitting for the Two Dimensional

The master will teach you everything I know. Being a Chinese Wise Guy is not easey as it looks. On my blog, you will learn the way of the fart.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

The Godzzilla Movie
>Person 1- IT'S GODZILLA!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
>News Reporter- Godzilla's smash'n everythin' and I'm so anoying, Godzilla won't eat me up. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! GODZI-
>[Godzzilla eats her up]
>People- Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's SUPERMAN!!!
>Superman- I'm handsome. Now I must sacrifice myself to make a dramatic effect on my movie. I must be swallowed up. AWA-
>[Godzilla eats him up] UUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP!!!!!
>Superman- Tell me someone was filming that.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Martial Arts
I wish I did martial arts like karate, or jujitsu. It takes strength to do jujitsu, and swiftness to do karate. There're many different kinds of martial arts from many different places in Asia. Some are from Japan like Kendo, Karate, Jujitsu, and Kempo (kempo is basicaly learning different ways to kill people with malee attacks). Some are from China like Tai Chi (mabey not Tai Chi), and KUNG FOOOOOOOOO!!!!! There's one from Korea called Tai Quan Do. Oh! My sister done with her video game time! Now I can watch "Jarrassic Park".

Monday, June 26, 2006

"Subway Dinner Theater presents..."
I don't like Subway's subs, but I do like their comercials. Let me show you some of them*.
Guy- "Subway Dinner Theater presents, 'Dinner at 5 O'clock' [rings a bell]**.
Woman [in her office]-"Oh no! It's 4:59! What will I feed my family? Make something? To tired. Pick something! But what, but what?
Guy-"She makes me anxious. And now dinner!..."***
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Guy- "Subway dinner theater presents, 'The Thing'."
Boy 1-"What is it?" [looking at an oven]
Boy 2-"Don't know."
Boy 1- [goes over to touch it]
Boy 2-"Don't touch it!"
Boy 1-"Wait, it's glowing. RUN!!"
Together-"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Guy- [staring in to space]... [bolts upright] "And now for dinner!..."
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Guy- "Subway Dinner Theater presents, 'On My Own'.
[person walking]... [pizza sign appears] [person shakes his head]... [burger sign appears] [person shakes his head]... [tofu sign flashes boldly] [person give a suprized look as this happens]
Guy- "Ha ha ha! Edgy! And know dinner..."



*they stop at 'And know dinner'
**captions
***'Blah blah blah. Subway eat FRESH!

Movie Quote Time!!
"We don't want the bad guys to win," Fozzie Bear: Muppets take Manhatten.
"I loved you like a brother!" Obi Wan Kanobi: Star Wars III; Revenge of the Sith.
"I was wrong, they'er hostile," Morgan: Signs
"Ha ha ha! Edgey," guy from the Subway dinner theater comercial.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Video Games

I lllllooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee video games. One of my favorite video games is The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind. It's an RPG. The video game consol I want to get is the PS3. It sounds awsome. Sony, Microsoft, and Nintedo are my favorite companys. As you noticed, this post is really random. I'm like that.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
Getting a sunburn sucks. Sunburns hurt when you get them on your face. Yah! Thats right! Your face. Anyway, it all started when I went fishing with my grandpa* (on Friday). I got burned on my face! Then the next day (Saterday) I went outside and got even more sunburned. On my cheek I had a patch of dead skin, and it got all bumpy so I (acsidentaly) tore of a chunk of dead skin out! Then I got a blister on my right ear that looks like bubble, and there's all this dead flaky skin on my left ear and it's really sick and blah blah blah blah blah blah... important lesson... blah blah blah blah blah... and thats why I didn't go outside today.



*We caught 6 fish, and it was really hot. The fish were 10" to 12", except one. I caught one of the biggest fish, a 16 incher.